In light of finally landing a job (hell yes!) I feel a need to start fresh. Consequently, I'm composing a list of confessions, mostly minor, meant to tell a little more of the truth about my actions, opinions and current state. Enjoy:
1. Like most people, when I say, "I work out everyday," I mean that maybe once or twice this week I got on the stationary bike. Other than that, vacuuming totally gets counted as a "workout."
2. I find inappropriate jokes funny. Sorry about the years of getting in your face about how "wrong" they are.
3. I ate sugar cereal, cheeseburgers and ice cream by the pint. I also put on my pants one leg at a time, just like everyone else.
4. Occasionally, I do miss New York. It's not as terrible a place as I would have you believe when I'm riled up and the people I left behind are wonderful.
5. I don't like drinking anymore. This is a shock to me but true - the cons outweigh the pros and put me at a loss. Am I going to become a coffee house socialite now?
6. I spy on people online. A lot. Pretty much all the time. If that's not the purpose of "social networking," I don't know what is.
7. On a similar and perhaps more embarrassing note, I play Yoville. Gross.
8. I can't trust any TV advertisement spokespeople. That's not much of a confession but my distrust of the Christian Children's' Fund guy needs to be voiced - he's getting fatter every year and that is straight wrong.
9. Even when I know I am wrong, I will continue in an argument to win.
10. Sometimes, I watch Tyra Banks, although, to be fair, it's mostly to make fun of her guests.
That ought to be enough though I'm sure updates will be in order.
